I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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