Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
