im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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