the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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