we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
look no pants
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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