i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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