we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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