There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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