i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just had sex on a roof
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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