oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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