so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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