You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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