Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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