Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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