is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
how drunk are you?
Several
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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