ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
