Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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