just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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