I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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