I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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