call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she peed on how many people?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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