David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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