Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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