What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
there is puke in my bra ... again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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