At least make sure they are 18
Why
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
