I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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