Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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