you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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