As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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