There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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