This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
