She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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