Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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