your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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