Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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