You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My cat gives me a boner
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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