perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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