Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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