Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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