why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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