So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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