AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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