Girls should come with a carfax report
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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