Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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