4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A bitchslap is in order.
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