plz talk dirty to me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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