Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Your cock deserves a montage
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
