drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
