what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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