I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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