Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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