Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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