I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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